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K I'll go first.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly a cock down a bitch's throat.
Wats the difference between Sam and a rock?

None: They are both as intelligent as the other.
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Wats the difference between Sam and a rock?

None: They are both as intelligent as the other.
Woulda ended it with "a rock doesn't have a cock up it's ass"
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
Sounds like a jeremy joke
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
A sandwich you have to prepare. edit Aff white text
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Sounds like a jeremy joke
He is the most inspirational comedian
Gab.

K srsly

The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

>.< was looking at a reddit "smart jokes" thread today.
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>.< was looking at a reddit "smart jokes" thread today.
That's where you went wrong.
Whats the difference between boy scouts and jews

Boy scouts come home from camp
An Irish man walks out of a bar.
Ok, I have it. @Tide
Didnt a thread similar to this rise about from antipathy.
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