Originally Posted by Ethereal
Oh lawd...
I'm stupid.
Originally Posted by Ethereal
Oh lawd...
I'm stupid.
Joke Thread
Originally Posted by Ethereal
Oh lawd...
I'm stupid.
Originally Posted by Arun's Bitch
Oh fuck, I just thought about it lol.
I'm stupid.
yes u areKnock, Knock
Who's There
Doorbell Delivery
Who's There
Doorbell Delivery
Originally Posted by Ethereal
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, ******s wasn't the right answer.
What comes after 'W' but before 'Y'?
What has six sides and can have things in it?
What is 16 minus 15?
Solve this riddle and you have your joke!
What has six sides and can have things in it?
What is 16 minus 15?
Solve this riddle and you have your joke!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream in the oven
Whats the difference between a ****** and a Pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
The pizza doesnt scream in the oven
Whats the difference between a ****** and a Pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
How long does it take for an African woman to take a shit?
9 months.
9 months.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedo?
Fitting in.
Fitting in.
Originally Posted by Ethereal
What's the hardest thing about being a pedo?
Fitting in.
Fitting in.
Originally Posted by Kenshin13
@Spaghetti Master can.
Originally Posted by Ethereal
What's th
If only I hadn't heard this before.
Fitting in.
If only I hadn't heard this before.
Fitting in.
Originally Posted by Spaghetti Master
If only I hadnt heard this before.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Neither have they.
Neither have they.
So I go to the bar and sit down next to a cute blonde. We start talking and I buy her a drink. Bitch says thanks and hands it to her boyfriend who sits down next to her. Normally I'd be pissed, but it was fucking hilarious seeing him drink that roofie.
What's red, brown and dead?
A Mexican baby in a blender.
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's rights.
How do you make two Jews fight?
Throw a penny in between them.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker.
A Mexican baby in a blender.
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's rights.
How do you make two Jews fight?
Throw a penny in between them.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker.
