Joke Thread

K I'll go first.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly a cock down a bitch's throat.

Wats the difference between Sam and a rock?

None: They are both as intelligent as the other.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.

Originally Posted by Genesis

Wats the difference between Sam and a rock?

None: They are both as intelligent as the other.

Woulda ended it with "a rock doesn't have a cock up it's ass"

Gab.

K srsly

The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

>.< was looking at a reddit "smart jokes" thread today.

Originally Posted by Doc

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.

Sounds like a jeremy joke