Joke Thread

John worked on the 20th build of the empire state building. What was the last thing going through his mind as the building collapsed?
The 21st floor

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two planes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
You can't load bowling balls into a truck with a pitch fork

Some good ones here as well (some of it is hit and miss):

Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?

He was a laughing stock!

I know of 2 jokes that I will share with you.
Arab force and Rats.

Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006

This thread.

Joosh. /thread

Originally Posted by Aborted

Joosh. /thread

Dave aren't you supposed to be asleep?

What do you call a ****** on the moon?
Problem
How about 10 ******s?
Problem
100?
Big Problem
1000?
Bigger Problem
10000?
Huge Problem

All of them?
Problem solved

Originally Posted by Color

Dave aren't you supposed to be asleep?

What do you call a ****** on the moon?
Problem
How about 10 ******s?
Problem
100?
Big Problem
1000?
Bigger Problem
10000?
Huge Problem

All of them?
Problem solved

I liked it.

Originally Posted by Blake

I liked it.

Tell a nigga a nigga joke, niggas love that.

knock knock
whos there
pizza delivery man
pizza delivery man who?
pizza delivery man

heoheoah

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!”

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Q: Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

A: He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable.

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Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he''s dead.

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What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubb-it."

What's the difference between Sam and the sofa?

The sofa can support a family while Sam cannot.

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

Q: Why did the sumo's go to the apple store?

A: To get a Big Mac.

arun.

You ******

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Originally Posted by arunforce

Gab.

K srsly

The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

>.< was looking at a reddit "smart jokes" thread today.

what's up with lawyer jokes

lawyers are pretty cool

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