Joke Thread
A guy walks into a bar with a crocodile on a lead.
The bar manager says - "You can't bring that fucking thing in here"
The Guy says - "It's ok, as she's very tame, and i'll show you"
So he flops his cock out and places it in the crocodiles mouth, and gives it an almighty smack on the head.
Takes his cock out, and says - "Look...........good as new, and no problems, so..... Would anybody else like to have a go"
A little of lady in the corner of the bar perks up - "I will if you don't hit me on the head so hard"
The bar manager says - "You can't bring that fucking thing in here"
The Guy says - "It's ok, as she's very tame, and i'll show you"
So he flops his cock out and places it in the crocodiles mouth, and gives it an almighty smack on the head.
Takes his cock out, and says - "Look...........good as new, and no problems, so..... Would anybody else like to have a go"
A little of lady in the corner of the bar perks up - "I will if you don't hit me on the head so hard"
Originally Posted by Borndel
Didnt a thread similar to this rise about from antipathy.
Inappropriate Joke thread.
