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You know who the fastest readers in the world are? World trade center employees.


They went through over fifty stories in just seconds!
Quote Originally Posted by Kevin View Post


Dat quote yo
On my phone
what's the difference between sumo force and arab force?

nothing, just know that rats always come first.
What's the difference between dave and roy nelson?

nothing, Both are fats
Student: My father is pregnant, I will soon have brother.
Teacher: How can it be? It is not possible.
Student: My mother had abdominal pain last month, than i got a little sister, now my father is undergoing the same pain.!!!
What is sam his IQ?








Below nuts
Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
What is sam his IQ?








Below nuts
I must agree, this is one of the worst jokes on the thread.
Quote Originally Posted by Hennessy View Post
Didnt a thread similar to this rise about from antipathy.
I dont know who started it but I recently saw a thread about dark humor jokes and stuff here.
Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post
An Irish man walks out of a bar.
Where did the Irish family go for vacation?


A different bar
Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender?








































To see the look on it's face when you turn it on! /OUCH
What's the difference between people who smoke weed and a cake?

the cake is more baked
Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
What's the difference between people who smoke weed and a cake?

the cake is more baked
You've never seen me after I smoked 2g of purple kush kiddie.
@Killian
Quote Originally Posted by Gab View Post


You've never seen me after I smoked 2g of purple kush kiddie.
@Killian
Stoned Gab is an incredible sight.
A woman walks out of the kitchen.
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