I lol'ed tho..
I lol'ed tho..
hahaha alot of those greentext stories about the xbox one are popping up now. eversince yesterday, did you see the one where its like the xbox calls the authorities because the dude was acting weird?
lol'ed .
"Don't argue with an idiot they'll just drag you to their level and beat you with experience"
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
>be me
>be xbox one
>gets bought by poor family
>sad
>plugged into wall but family doesn't realize i can not turn on without internet
>mom thinks a cheap internet works
>sad
>new internet and still can't work
>shitternet
>poor family turns me back into walmart
>happy
>walmart won't take me b/c im used
>son can not play with friends
>starts bringing home gangster friends as I could see through my kinect
>drugs, weed, guns
>mom buys ps4 for her son
>killed by drive by
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there is a problem.
It says he can't play with his 360 halo friends.
implying he had them before he got the cheap ass internet connection
Speaking of 4chan...
Spot what's wrong with this picture.
So much win.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
Wait how the fuck did he play halo online if they had no internet and the xbox never worked in the first place?
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I don't get it.
It states that he can't play due to bandwidth.
They can't afford any games.
But it states "He can no longer play halo with his online friends"
What'd I miss?