i stabbed a jew cause that is what i am
Very simple , mine is
I pissed on your mom because i smoked crack.
i stabbed a jew cause that is what i am
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i stabbed a clown because i hate my life
A ran naked with a drunk Mexican because im sexy
i got married with madonna because i was horny
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I did a blowjob to a dildo because I have perfect abs.
Well that sucked.
I need Madonna because I hate my life.
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I killed a bowl of cereal because thats what I am.
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Last edited by -Lame; 06-22-2013 at 08:51 AM.
Spaghetti Master (06-22-2013)
Oh god, all the signature quotes that will come from this.
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I got married with a prostitute because I stink
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i hate a condom because that's what i am
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