Funniest Quotes?
Funniest Quotes?
We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Originally Posted by omfgs
We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.
Originally Posted by
...but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Time travel to 2008 and 2009 and everything posted on MPGH was hilarious.
"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown
"We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.” – Alexander Pope
"We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.” – Alexander Pope
I don't really know any funny jokes, only wise/philosofical ones.
"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown
>Implying multiple buses don't come to the same stop
>Implying multiple buses don't come to the same stop
Life is like a tree, if you don't straighten it up while it's young, you won't be able to do it when it becomes old.
I dont know any funny quotes, but yours are great. 
Well nvm about that video i posted ...
Useless stupid thread.
Useless stupid thread.
I used to share my quotes with everyone. Then I took an arrow to the knee
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