❗ 300 Keys

Sir, sir yeah. Ready to fuck the battleeye.
My reason is because I have not finished the job with them.

I want it to troll some admins with goats that will spawn cars when they die

1 b
2 b
3 b
4 c
5 b
6 b
7 because i am batmen
8 a

I need a Key so that I can "KEY" all of battle eye's cars!!!!!!

If you give me one key i'll zerg rush the servers and use the spawn feature to spawn some banelings and blow shit up in Cherno

My answer will always be D.

(1) Do you like battleye?

A.Sure i love them
B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***
C.Who's Battleye?
D. FUCK THOSE BITCHES!



(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!
B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM
C.I won't rage him i will give him a big huge
D. Hahahahaha how did he killed me if I have God Mode on?

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

A.zombie shield
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them
C.Let them eat me
D.Put satchel charges around me, with God Mode on ofc, and blow that shit up.

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

A.Anti-Botics
B.Shot him
C.Leave him
D. Give him meds!

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

A.Of course i am
B.No why should you ask that i'm a cat!
C.No no :3
D.Fuck no?!

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
A.Speed hack
B.Teleport
C.Gravity cat mode
D. Shoot that bitch down, and teleport.

(7) Why do you want the key? ________________ TO FUCK SHIT UP IN BATTLEYE BITCH ENABLED SERVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome
D.HES FUCKING AWESOME!

There once was a hacker with keys
Who like to give them for free

Sure hope I get an A
So I don't have to pay

And fuck up some servers indeed!

Hope that is creative

I choose B for every one but the last. I choose E On that one :P

My turn!

(1) Do you like battleye?
B. NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***

(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?
A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?
A.Anti-Botics
But if hes bitching around, ill get rid of him.

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
A.Speed hack

(7) Why do you want the key?
Im a skilled player, 25 years old. The map i know by following LPs.
By my highend pc and experiance from other shooters, i might stand some good iron balls.

FINAL QUESTION
What you think about zombie1004?
B.Hes awesome

(1) Do you like battleye?
B. NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***

(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?
A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?
A.Anti-Botics
But if hes bitching around, ill get rid of him.

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
A.Speed hack

(7) Why do you want the key?
because my key got stole when i was just starting to hack and didnt realise that there were suck things as 'key stealers'

FINAL QUESTION
What you think about zombie1004?
B.Hes awesome