❗ 300 Keys

(1) Do you like battleye?

A.Sure i love them
B.NOⓘ NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***
C.Who's Battleye?


(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!
B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM
C.I won't rage him i will give him a big huge

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

A.zombie shield
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them
C.Let them eat me

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

A.Anti-Botics
B.Shot him
C.Leave him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

A.Of course i am
B.No why should you ask that i'm a cat!
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
A.Speed hack
B.Teleport
C.Gravity cat mode

(7) Why do you want the key? Got banned and i want to fuck up battleye for banning me.


FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome

That's all people end of the test

Hi zombie1004 my name is Eddie. I recently started hacking on DayZ. Got banned about 5 times now. I have made the stupidest decision ever. I spent so much money rebuying the game just to play with some of my friends. And my family is in a really big debt crisis. Can you please spare a key or two to me. This is the only game I have, and I swear to god I'll love you forever is you spare one or two keys. Thanks.

(1) Do you like battleye?
B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***

(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

A.zombie shield

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

B.Shot him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
B.Teleport

(7) Why do you want the key? DayZ is awesome and I want to play with my friends again and I do not have Paypal and because I want to fuck battleye and other players up.


FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome

I said it at the top of my post that my answer will always be D. ahaha

(1) Do you like battleye?

B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***

(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

B.Shot him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?

C.Gravity cat mode

(7) Why do you want the key? I want a private key so I can make my Bambi Busses without being banned mid-way through. I also want to release a army of Zombie Cats to kill the zombie dogs.

FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes VERY awesome

That's all people end of the test.

(1) Do you like battleye?


B.NOⓘ NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***



(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!


(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?


B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them


(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?


B.Shot him and put him out of his misery


(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)


B.No why should you ask that i'm a cat!
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?


C.Gravity cat mode

(7) Why do you want the key? i got global banned :c


FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome

That's all people end of the test

I deserve a key because I am sexy, my manlyness will not be compared to anyone or anything in this planet.
I deserve it because I shall use it for the good of this planet, for the manlyness of everyone, and for the manlyness of myself.