My friend Wyatt just walked in on my fucking my girlfriend...
I laughed so hard but my girlfriend freaked the fuck out and jerked off to the side while on my dick. Hurt so damn bad. Then she didn't want to do it anymore so I now have to masterbait.
And the first thing you thought to do was get on the internet and share your awkward story with your virtual brothers..
You should of locked the goddamn door..
Well that's awkward as fuck.
Good going friend
Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh
And the first thing you thought to do was get on the internet and share your awkward story with your virtual brothers..
You should of locked the goddamn door..
I don't have a lock on my door, its broke.
Hope your dick snapped and you fucking had to go to ER.
Proof or GTFO... Oh wait .
I like to tweet about my life every so often too.
Originally Posted by Vice-Versa
I like to tweet about my life every so often too.
What did you do today baby?
Originally Posted by Enjoi
What did you do today baby?
I went to school and then afterwards watched a movie.
Your friend walked in on you jerking it? Nice.
Originally Posted by Boombox
Your friend walked in on you jerking it? Nice.
No I think him and his friend were jerking eachother and his dad walked in. Not sure.