Why people ask these questions.
"Farting"
HAHA NOOB! I fart every 5 seconds.
you have problem for sure...
You ate too much spicy curry thats what.
You're fine bro ...
Too much taco bell mate.
I've been told I fart every 30 mins when I sleep right after eating taco bell.
I've been told I fart every 30 mins when I sleep right after eating taco bell.
I bet after every fart, you feel fartastict! 
No?

No?
can you not.
Check if you actually fart or having a shit dude
