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Was bored,Decided to make a quote thread.Post your fav quote
Henri Ducard: If you make yourself more than just a man. If you devote yourself to an ideal. You'll become something else entirely.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Which is?
Henri Ducard: A legend, Mr. Wayne. A legend.

Walter White: I won.

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-Dave84311

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate, is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom! You're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?!"
-Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)

"The Bird of Hermes is my name, Eating my wings to make me tame"
-Alucard (Hellsing)

"Don't let yourself be blinded by fear or anger. Everything is only as it is."
-Ginko (Mushishi)

"Don’t be upset because of what you can’t do. Do what you do best, live as carefree and optimistically as you can, because some people aren't able to do that."
-Keima Katsuragi (TWGOK)

"I don't do anything I don't have to. What I have to do, I do quickly."
-Hōtarō Oreki (Hyouka)

"The pleasure of a dream; is that its a fantasy. If it happens; it was never a dream"
-Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who've fallen. Do not mourn them. Do not miss them. "
-Yoda (Star Wars)

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a whimper."
-T.S. Eliot (Hollow Men)

"Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosphorus, 800g. Salt, 250g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply."
-Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Best one yet.

Originally Posted by Janitor

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-Dave84311

Knavery's plain face is never seen till us'd
- Iago from Othello

,,Cocksuckers have rights here"
-Cs

Make this thread alive.

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
― Mark Twain

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”

― Robert Frost
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
Delicious Ambiguity.”
― Gilda Radner

“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
― Isaac Asimov

“People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
― Lemony Snicket

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche @Aborted & All the music lovers.

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“It is difficult to believe in the dreadful but quiet war lurking just below the serene facade of nature.”
― Charles Darwin

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
― Confucius

“It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way.”
― Rollo May

“An intellectual? Yes. And never deny it. An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. I like this, because I am happy to be both halves, the watcher and the watched. "Can they be brought together?" This is a practical question. We must get down to it. "I despise intelligence" really means: "I cannot bear my doubts.”
― Albert Camus @Lehsyrus .

TL;DR : I have tons and tons of favorites. I could go on and on.

Ron Jeremy "My goal in life is to be an actor"

"Fuck life, In the ass, With your fist."

-Self Quote.

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