Best pickup lines?
Let's share some pickup lines 
Best pickup lines?
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
Originally Posted by ThisIsNotRance
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
YEAH!
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
First off, make sure your shoe is untied.
Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."
Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."
Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
Originally Posted by Auxilium
First off, make sure your shoe is untied.
Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."
Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."
Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
Originally Posted by Auxilium
First off, make sure your shoe is untied.
Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."
Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."
Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
I eat ass 
"Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!"
hey girl, you know whats as beautiful as you? Rape.
"I must be winnie the pooh, cause I wanna get inside your honey pot."
If she is doing anything else besides droppin' her panties, she is a lesbian.
If she is doing anything else besides droppin' her panties, she is a lesbian.
come here and suck my dick you fucken slut. 
Originally Posted by Shadow
come here and suck my dick you fucken slut.
."I wanna stick my erect penis into your oral cavity."
"Bitch, come suck this dick"
Works like a fuckin charm
Edit: forgot to say you have to flash some money
Works like a fuckin charm
Edit: forgot to say you have to flash some money
