Why

How old are you again?

inb4: "old enuf *retard grin*"

How old are u??

77 years old

Maybe they don't itch and you think they itch (Alzheimer)

ahhh dont worry, puberty only happens when ur 79 xD

get tested for crabs

if its not crabs than u will die in two years

you need to get your homoness onto IRC nao.

and they itch because of testicular cancer they will explode :0

never heard of testicular canser whats the symptoms?

your balls swell up and explode, if you have any to begin with *hint* *hint*