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Best mom jokes.
Alright guys let's start.
Post all mom jokes you know.
Here goes mine:
YOUR MOM IS SO POOR, SHE EATS CEREAL WITH A FORK TO SAVE MILK!
(that was shit)
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wow, thats not good
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Your mom, she's a bitch.
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OP's mom is so bad she made OP.
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Yo mama so old, she has a separate entrance for black dicks.
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your mom is so
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Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
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Dave moma is so fat that she doesnt need internet, shes worldwide
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Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
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Yo momma is so mean that she told yo momma jokes to the orphanage
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Your mom is a bitch.
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