Fail/Success Quote Thread

Post your (or other people's) fail/success quotes.

Mine are:

Originally Posted by Obama

TOTEN DIE JUDEN!!!!!! HEIL HITLER

Originally Posted by TheDarknezz

what is "flam" and can you eat it?

Originally Posted by Dave84311

DADDY WHERE'IST THOU, WHY U LEAVE ME. I POOR ****** BABY WITH NO PENIS AND I WANNA SUCK UR DICK

EDIT: This is no longer the thread for fail/success quotes. The new link is in my sig.

Another stupid spam thread.. POST THIS IN SPAM SECTION OMG

Originally Posted by DoubleDutch

Another stupid spam thread.. POST THIS IN SPAM SECTION OMG

How is this a spam thread?

If it is, you can lock this and i'll just use the one in spam thread.

I can't lock this.. Im not a Gmod or General section mod..

Originally Posted by DoubleDutch

I can't lock this.. Im not a Gmod or General section mod..

Ummm....where do we go from here?

Originally Posted by Sharpe

How is this a spam thread?

If it is, you can lock this and i'll just use the one in spam thread.

Theres one of mine

Originally Posted by TheMaine

Theres one of mine

Quoted for win

It's unfortunate I can't quote your life :@

Originally Posted by EndRiT

It's unfortunate I can't quote your life :@

Quote for win.

EDIT:

Another one in doduka's thread:

Originally Posted by Leonzfun

well wasn't that fun and joyous.. o____o

Originally Posted by Dave84311

U guise are power abusing dicks

Originally Posted by GG2GG

orly

i r never had power to abooose.

done and done

Another one for my buddy's. ^^

Originally Posted by CaT-

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
A: One's white, made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with, but the other carries your groceries.

I found it funny