When I was a kid I lived in blissful ignorance
when i was kid, dave use to make hacks for mpgh.
When I was a kid I lived in blissful ignorance
When I was a kid I could shit in my pants and people still laugh and not "WTF DUDE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
when I was a kid, I stuck a paperclip in my house's power surge/socket, then all the power in my house went out
When I was a kid, I microwaved a plate of chicken nuggets for 5 entire minutes. Shit came out looking like coal, and on fire.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
When I was 11 I went door to door asking for money for charity my friend had cancer and needed 10k$ for his test and shit (didn't have a friend with cancer). Made about 3k$ doing this and used the money to get high and drunk.
When I was 5 and my brother was 4 I told him if he wiped his ass he would die he didn't wipe for two years.
When I was 18 I told a girl I wanted to marry her and I loved her more then anything in the world and wanted to be a dad to her kid just so I could go to her house so I didn't have to go to church.
I hate my other brother so when me and my friend would get high we would go in the house and piss on him why he was a sleep.
When I was 9 I pissed the bed so I picked my brother up and put him in my bed so my mom thought he did it.
I once took 500$ from a church because I found the key out in the parking lot and I would eat there food and hang out with my friends on the week days in the church.
I was playing football with my brother and he stopped and just stood there I knew why he stopped he had to shit so I run and pushed him down and he shit him self.
My ex worked at fast food and I found out she cheated on me so I went to her work to brake up with her she asked if I wanted anything to eat so she got me and my brother a lot of food for free when she came out with the food and sat it down I told her it was over and ate the food and she went back to taking orders crying. We got back to together a few times after this and I would always brake up with her like that.
I once rusty fish hooked my ex she started crying and throwing up. I thought it was funny as hell but she left me right after.
When I would go out to clubs I would put a dip in when girls asked if I wanted to make out I would say okay and spit my dip spit and dip in there mouth.
I got banned from the mall in my old city for life because it was my friends Bachelor party so I got him a blow up doll at the mall and I took it to the bath room and aired it up then took it to build a bear work shop and asked if they could put a voice box in it. Got a good lol at out the cop that walked me out
TLDR: I'm sick in the head and I love to fuck with people.
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Editor 16th April 2013 ~ 27th June 2013
Middleman 14th July 2013 ~ 4th August 2015
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When I was a kid I was shorter.
Quand j'etais un enfant, j'etais intelligent. (When I was small, I used to be smart.)