Help!
Whip out your hyper weapon and rape the enemy team into submission before the game. Then sit on the bench and win by default 

There's these Chinese pad things (no idea what they're called in English). Anyways, it's like really warm and it helps relieve pain such as these. It's like a hot patch style thing you stick onto the part where it hurts. If you have any Asian markets near your area, I would check them out.
Doctors .
you should see a docter, he knows the best
