Originally Posted by
HeroicXPharaoh
Holy shit, that is dangerous. imagine if that balloon pops in the air and falls on a construction worker's head, and he gets scared and falls, he will die, the metal bars will fall causing McDonalds to be destroyed, and that will cause all the fat kids to get mad, and so a revolution starts, lots of killings and lots of injured people, but then, KFC comes and rescues the city by stealing McDonalds food and selling it at their own, but then, Satan arises, mad that the problem has been solved and murders everyone working at KFC, the people get angry again and then, Satan destroys all McDonald restaurants in the world, that makes the kids angry, and so, all the fat kids of the world united in one place, causing the earth to go down and down and down and then they started turning into Muslims, killing 38 million people in one week, and then Satan decided that his slaves had served him well, he then decided to move the Earth 23 Million KM near the sun, then everybody burned, life on earth was over.. but not yet over for Satan, he decided to restore a small part of the earth, a burned down McDonalds restaurant and stole the Chicken Burger recipe, he then used his magic to make 90000000000 more burgers, and spent his life in hell eating them .